Brokeback Mountain

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the
bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc,
What can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
Sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot
Sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of
Grapenuts Cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure
Me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
Your ass is for."