Retiree Q and A

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>>Q. When is a retiree's bedtime?
>>A. Three hours after he falls asleep on Couch.
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>>Q. How many retirees to change a light bulb?
>>A. Only one, but it might take all day.
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>>Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
>>A. There is not enough time to get everything done.
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>>Q. Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
>>A. The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
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>>Q. Among retirees what is considered casual attire?
>>A. Tied shoes.
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>>Q. Why do retirees count pennies?
>>A. They are the only ones who have the time.
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>>Q. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to
>>retire?
>>A. NUTS!
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>>Q. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
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>>A. They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want
>>to store stuff there.
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>>Q. What do retirees call a long lunch?
>>A. Normal
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>>Q. What is the best way to describe retirement?
>>A. The never ending Coffee Break.
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>>Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
>>A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
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>>Q. Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the
>>people he used to work with?
>>A. He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
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