Idiot Sighting
They Walk Among Us.....
You may have seen these groaners before...but here goes again...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the localtownship administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossingsign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" andhe didn't want them to cross there anymore.______________________________________________________
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked theperson behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, butthey only had iceberg.______________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employeeasked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" Towhich I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" Hesmiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."_______________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. Iwas crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when sheasked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blindpeople when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth areblind people doing driving?!"___________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving thecompany due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun.We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just lookedat each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself andfor the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on._____________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up ourcar, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the servicedepartment and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver'sside door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried thedoor handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to thetechnician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got thatside."They walk among us..............scary_____
You may have seen these groaners before...but here goes again...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the localtownship administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossingsign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" andhe didn't want them to cross there anymore.______________________________________________________
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked theperson behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, butthey only had iceberg.______________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employeeasked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" Towhich I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" Hesmiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."_______________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. Iwas crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when sheasked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blindpeople when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth areblind people doing driving?!"___________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving thecompany due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun.We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just lookedat each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself andfor the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on._____________________________________________________
IDIOT SIGHTING:When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up ourcar, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the servicedepartment and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver'sside door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried thedoor handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to thetechnician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got thatside."They walk among us..............scary_____
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