Monday, March 28, 2005
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Three Angels
Painting
I have angels all over my home. I painted these special ladies in 1999 just before we went to New Zealand. I feel that if you have an angel to guard you, you will be safe. I am not sure if there is a religious meaning with these paintings, but the first one looks sad, the one in the middle looks melancholy, and the one on the right looks happy. Anyone who knows if there is a connection to the bible for these angels, please leave a comment.
Camping
We were going to go camping this weekend,
BUT the snow and ice is still in the back lane and we
cannot get the trailer out of the yard yet.
So we put down the bedroom flooring and
move moved back into the room.
It looks nice. See photos
BUT the snow and ice is still in the back lane and we
cannot get the trailer out of the yard yet.
So we put down the bedroom flooring and
move moved back into the room.
It looks nice. See photos
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Monday, March 21, 2005
Thought of the day
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Monday, March 14, 2005
Monday, March 07, 2005
Some thoughts for the day
Some thoughts that brought me a little joy today
Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.
Consciousness:That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
No one is listening until you fart.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never, under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.
Consciousness:That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
No one is listening until you fart.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never, under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Hi Posting
Hi all,
We have been laying oak flooring in the
computer room and the desktop is all taken
apart to make room to remove carpet ect.
We have just got the wireless router today and
now can use the Thinkpad laptop to send from the
bedroom, untill the room is done.
We have been laying oak flooring in the
computer room and the desktop is all taken
apart to make room to remove carpet ect.
We have just got the wireless router today and
now can use the Thinkpad laptop to send from the
bedroom, untill the room is done.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
An Early Easter to All
An Early Easter Joke. Very clean "I think".
click on the link below.
http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2461/flyin_egg_fight.swf
click on the link below.
http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2461/flyin_egg_fight.swf