Test Results

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour long surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his p**nis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but now listen very, very closely.....
"A r e-- m y--- t e s t--- r e s u l t s--- b a c k?"

Garage trusses

Hi, we did not get the snow that fell in Calgary last night, so in was nice and dry to work outside.
The garage roof trusses came this AM and I started to assemble them on the ground, then latter I get the crane in to lift it up onto the walls. 

Zack checking

Zack checking out what happen to the deck. 

what a nice sunrise

When we got out of bed this morning and looked out the window, what a very nice sunrise we saw, the day warm up and after lunch I worked outside removing 7ft from the side deck and refitted the steps. ( this is to make room for the addition) The deck at the front has to go too.(Later)

Addiction

This is what our house could look like when I put on the addition.

Ha Ha

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly had left her glasses on the table and, she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.By then, to add to the aggravation, they had travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up on her for one minute.To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. And, as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glass!
The old geezer yelled to her......."While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"

Headlines for year 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East! (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires ! that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines

It looks like this now

 

The white thing

We have removed the white thing on the front of the house and the deck has to go, this is where the new room is goneing on. 

Done at Last

 

Grouting is done and drying

 

tiles

I got all the tiles and the wood trims on at last, need to leave it to setup and then to do the grouting.
The doors are made up, just need to be hung. 

New sink and counter in the makeing

The old sink in the upper bathroom was too big for the room, so I am makeing one to fit. 

Hi! How is your new year going? Isn't the weather unbelievable!
We went to a neighbour's yesterday to cut some firewood and Raymond was in his vest and I had to take my coat off because I got too warm - and it was the fifth day of January. Somewhere in the future we will be paying for this nice weather, so will enjoy it while it is here. Raymond is outside splitting the wood we got yesterday and my job is to stack it. Certainly getting my exercise